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something

Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.
Something is poking me.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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camper

A term given to those in an online multiplayer game (usually FPS) who will place themselves in a strategic position and wait for an extended period of time until a target enters his field of view. The position usually allows one to surprise the target and allows the "camper" to eliminate him with ease. There are variants of this such as camping an item to repeatedly gain its benefits and defending a critical location.

Camping is a perfectly legitimate strategy, but is criticized by a majority of the online community, usually because players get frustrated by being killed in such a fashion, it slows the game down and is considered an unskilful art. Idiots always resort to insulting a camper, who will most likely have a higher score than them. Incompetent admins sometimes kick them and the camper society becomes one of ridicule and resentment.

It isn’t illegal to position yourself in such a way that you have an advantage, that’s smart thinking and its part of the game. Some people need to grow some balls.
*Random moron runs around like a retard and subsequently becomes a campers prey. Camper makes a kill*

Random moron: OMG LAME FAG U SUXXORZ ONLY N00BS CAMP GETS SUM SKILLZ!!!!!11!!11!1111

I expect the definition to be voted down, but those of intelligence know who is right.
by Daedalus July 27, 2004
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Photon

A wave (or particle) that makes up electromagnetic radiation, or 'light.' This particle is also the quantization of the electromagnetic force. A vibrating electron will release a photon.

Scientists are still not sure whether photons are particles or waves. In reality, they have characteristics of both, leading some to suggest that they are particles which ride on an electromagnetic wave like surfers. One wonders what would happen if they fell off their hypothetical surfboards.

"Photon" is also used in The Hitchhiker Trilogy as a curse word, as in "What the photon is it, Ford?"
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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Employee

A slave with a paycheck.
I am an employee of my boss.
by Daedalus October 9, 2004
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taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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God

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.
Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.
by Daedalus July 28, 2004
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lessthan3

The newly created online lan-going community from the creators of CrouchJump.

Was created to eject all the retards and to cleanse our names, but that didn't work so we no longer give a shit and do what the fuck we want.

daedalus owns you and loves helm
rich is a scripting cunt
dc is a rich rapping bitch
dele is the ghetto pimp
spraycan is daedalus' eternal love

Everyone else are worthless and we ask them to end themselves at every chance.

LessThan3 also makes the <3 symbol.
"Oh my fucking god LessThan3 are at this lan, run like fuck..."

"Oh LessThan3, yeah so much better than us"

"For fuck sake, Rich and daeds from LessThan3 just glined wildcard on our IRC network"
by daedalus September 15, 2004
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