To fail notably to impress or excite somebody; a feeling that someone gets when it is obvious that the other party has put forth little or no effort to gain your love or affection.
Ericka: During Jud’s absence, both Stephen and Bob contacted Janine. Stephen made reservations for lunch at her favorite restaurant, greeted her with Godiva chocolates, apologized profusely for not calling her, and stated he was an idiot. Bob met her at Panera, and didn’t even offer to cover the cost of her coffee.
A blow job position where when the receiver's penis is limp, the giver pushes it in a vertical position with his/her tongue, and let's it fall back down again inside his/her mouth.
"You do positions like reverse cowboy, doggy-style, the chirping chicken and the undercooked meat boomerang."
The repeated unintentional act of tripping people up, dependably getting in the way of progress of authority.
For the manager of the household it is not only the vexing underfootedness of the newly unemployed spouse, everywhere the housekeeping member turns, she is sure to bump into the guy who is not all that certain where to put himself at various segments of a suddenly elongated and agenda-less day.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."