Under The Leg 

Under the leg, or UTL for short, refers generally to one having a masty under the leg. If you are unaware of the word masty, then fuck off. However, every day tasks are also done under the leg for amusement.

'Aw mate, I just had an under the leg in a primary school'

'Pat a strangers dog under the leg'

'I'm just heading home to have a UTL'

Under The Leg by Simonsmp May 16, 2010

Total turtle under the legs 

Getting lucky in an extremely random way

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.

Total turtle under the legs by WlydeO January 14, 2020

legs under the table 

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

legs under the table by a18n October 10, 2020