Under the Bleachers 

A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.

The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.

I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.

Under the Bleachers by ZedSpot May 30, 2010

Under the bleachers 

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

Under the bleachers by Betty Stardust November 11, 2005

keep it under the bleachers 

Keep it on the down low, low-key. Because all the shady shit happens under the bleachers.

Person 1: broooo im boutta hit up a girl tonight
Person 2: keep it under the bleachers timmy

keep it under the bleachers by yeyyeyeyeyeyye February 23, 2017

Take em under the bleachers 

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

Take em under the bleachers by Greene Girl September 22, 2020