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under cheese 

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.
Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

from under cheese

not taking a shower leads to conjunctive build up of sweat,dirt,and lint.....creating a small film of funk under a males scrotum
i aint bathed in 2 days nd i got from under cheese like a mug

From-Under Cheese 

This is the term used to describe dried-up, crusty, and usually week-old semen that has been resting on a man's penis or scrotum for an extended period of time. From-Under Cheese comes from sloppy masturbation most of the time, but can also be a result of complete uncleanliness.
Bitch: OMG I'm soooo fuckkkin drunk...I wanna suck your fuckkkin dick...haha
Me: Ight bitch. Lick the From-Under Cheese off while you're at it.

Joe was beating off for 2 straight hours and had a load of From-Under Cheese under there.

Eminem (Crack a Bottle): Kiss my butt, lick From-Under Cheese from under my nuts.
From-Under Cheese by Bawseman March 5, 2009

under cheese 

Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.
Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

from under cheese

Lint matter that collects during dry days in ones private areas.
I tried to eat the coot-coot but it was full of from under cheese.
from under cheese by Lee123 November 29, 2007

under cheese 

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)
Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym
under cheese by 1dollabolla October 17, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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