Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.
Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.
This is the term used to describe dried-up, crusty, and usually week-old semen that has been resting on a man's penis or scrotum for an extended period of time. From-Under Cheese comes from sloppy masturbation most of the time, but can also be a result of complete uncleanliness.
Bitch: OMG I'm soooo fuckkkin drunk...I wanna suck your fuckkkin dick...haha
Me: Ight bitch. Lick the From-Under Cheese off while you're at it.
Joe was beating off for 2 straight hours and had a load of From-Under Cheese under there.
Eminem (Crack a Bottle): Kiss my butt, lick From-Under Cheese from under my nuts.
Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.
Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.
The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)
Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.