Under Center
The sexual act in which one partner is bent over in a three point stance (the center). The other partner is hitting it from behind (the QB), yells “hike”, and prompts their partner to reach under and fondle their testicles. Touchdown.
Margaret and I were “under center” last night and she didn’t fumble even a single time. She’s my MVP.
Under Center by Espotato June 15, 2019
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