umgasm

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An orgasm that is, well, um...unsatisfactory?

Boyfriend: BITCH, YES! I'M GONNA CUM!
Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.

umgasm by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

Words you can keep

ungasm

In terms of pleasure, the exact opposite of an orgasm. It is when your level of disgust reaches that which is rivaled only by the level of pleasure in an orgasm.

hooking up with your own mom gave you an ungasm

ungasm by J Bilo May 27, 2006

Related Words

umgasm • Ungasm • Urgasm

Urgasm

A word used by students in commerce colleges, especially in Delhi University when they find something really interesting. It was first used by some guys in Urja.

Bro, this event was just urgasm.

Urgasm by Urgasm101 October 4, 2020

ungasm

men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.

For every man's orgasm, there is the inevitable painful ungasm.

ungasm by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008

Ungasm

A word to express something very BAD or unpleasuring

"Dude we have to read like 5 fucking pages!"
"Uh! Ungasm!"

Ungasm by Jen Rene February 15, 2006

Urgasm

When the urge for orgasm is at peak that moment is an urgasm

I am having an urgasm.
Would you like an urgasm?

Urgasm by mockingbird_15 August 12, 2018

Ungasm

A fake orgasm or when genitalia is in pain

Dude I just ungasmed

Ungasm by Ungasmer May 9, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026