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ultramicroscopicsilicavolcanocroniosis

A scientifically defined term for an ancient sickness when one
would accidentally ingest large amounts of silica. This leads to small, sharp, many cuts in every oraphace as it travels through your blood stream. In layman's terms, you bleed from everywhere.
this diahrhea feels so bad it's like I have ultramicroscopicsilicavolcanocroniosis
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ultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

a disease of the lungs due to the inhalation of volcanic ash and one long-ass fockin word.
Man 1:*cough*
Man 2: "Uh Oh, sounds like you've got a case of ultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."