ultracheated

VERB. someone whos luck keeps falling bad side up. the ultimate form of bad luck.

robert: man, today I went to the store, tripped on a soda spill, fell in the way of a cart, got my head trampled, somebody youtubed it, My boss saw the video, found out I wasnt sick that day and fired my ass.

Phil: woah. ultracheated dude.

(robert gets hit by a bus)

by Lil' snoopy December 01, 2009