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ultrachad 

Legitimately the coolest person on the entire planet. If your name is Chad, count yourself either one of the luckiest people in Earth or the unluckiest. The journey from Chad to Ultrachad is a long and arduous one, including wrestling Chuck Norris whilst duct taped to a bear, convincing a fish that it can fly, and never watching even a single anime (excluding the Pokémon anime) so that nobody can ever say that you’re a simp. Thus excercising the holy trinity of chadness (Strength, Charisma, Actually being able to talk to women) to an Ultra level. The only known level above Ultrachad is Gigachad, however nobody has yet become a Gigachad.

(Note: you don’t necessarily need to be NAMED Chad to be a Chad, but you need to be a Chad to become an Ultrachad.)
Guy 1: *says something to a woman

Guy 2: What a Chad!

Guy 1: Got her number.

Guy 2: ULTRACHAD!!!
ultrachad by Nerdierthanthou July 25, 2022
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ultrachirp 

when a person will not quit talking
ultrachirp until they give in to our request
ultrachirp by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

ultracazooted 

When you smoke marijuana and get so high you go cross eyed.
Dude, I smoked a fat blunt and I was ultracazooted.
ultracazooted by MariahKerri March 29, 2015

Ultracheese

Something either received or given. If received (more popular), an entity has wronged you (usually legally.) However, this wrong was usually not done to raise the status of the giver (often, the transaction is unbeknownst to the giver.) Instead, it is a loophole-esque way to inconvenience the receiver in an uncanny but not severe or permanent way. If given, usually done in a braggadocios and conscious manner; he or she knows he or she is giving the Ultracheese. It often elevates the status of the giver rather than the degradation of the entity. However, the entity is usually a higher power that is villainized a la beauracracy. Inspired by the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name. Gained in popularity after cult podcast College Avenue Podcast described it in a titular episode.
Person #1: The Parking Authority was about to tow my car, but I swung by last minute and drove off.
Person #2: Dude, you so gave them the Ultracheese.

"The school just Ultracheesed me; they're making me take a Shakespeare course even though I already took one at community college.
Ultracheese by TheRealBurenchi March 12, 2019

Ultracare 

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"
Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...
Ultracare by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008

ultrahands 

a friendly Roblox youtuber who like to mind his own business.
UltraHands is nice
ultrahands by Whitedabbing September 24, 2019

ultracalifragiouslycaranegiousapanedimoharagines 

When a person is being super cringe.
Bro, what you just did was ultracalifragiouslycaranegiousapanedimoharagines.
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