ultimate shit

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"

Das some ultimate shit right dere.

ultimate shit by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011

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Ultimate Shit-taker

Some one who takes shit. Every one yells and picks on this person for no reason. They do nothing about it.

person 1:Hey Maggie!
Maggie: What?
person 1:Fuck you, you stupid jew
Maggie: haha...
person 3: Maggie is such the Ultimate Shit-taker

Ultimate Shit-taker by maggiesucks069 November 16, 2010

Ultimate Shitler!

After some filthy anal sex, wipe ur dirty cock on her top lip and jizz in her hair.

Smooth down her hair in a Hilter style an the stand to attention, do a Nazi salute an shout "Heil Shilter!"

"Ah man, after I nailed Carneys mum in the ass I gave her the Ultimate Shitler!"

Ultimate Shitler! by BigTruck1981 April 11, 2010

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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