ugly on an ape

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by Figleaf23 September 11, 2007

Ugly ape

Katelyn Ristevski

"Oh my god there's one ugly ape" - CoolPatato3

"Wait no that's just Katelyn Ristevski" - PeriPeriChickenand

by PatatojemRapperCoolkunt22210 July 15, 2017