oberdouche 

an individual that has exceded all regular requirements of douche baggery and is far douchier than any other douche you know

Guy1: Ah man that guy is such a huge douche.
Guy2: Yeah he's douchier than anyone I've ever known.
Guy1: I guess he's earned the title of Oberdouche.
Guy2: Indeed.

oberdouche by The AntiAnus April 14, 2011

aberdouche 

a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.

did you see that aberdouche up on all them girls last night?

aberdouche by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010

uberdouche 

(Adj.) A douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.

Carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.

uberdouche by heisman September 16, 2005

uberdouche 

a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.

A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.

Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.

uberdouche by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012

Olberdouche 

The slang or "street" name for the shit for brains talk show host Keith Olbermann??? Who hosts a seldom watched show on a marginal cable "news" channel (MSNBC).

dude 1 - "Hey did you see where KO actually showed his Cornell University diploma on TV to prove to Ann Coulter he went to Cornell?"
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.

Olberdouche by Porndexter 30 November 28, 2009

Obdouche Triangle 

Body-shape acquired from extensive recreation involving the use of ONLY the upper body muscles. This results in the excessive strength and size of the upper body which gives a Tool an upside-down triangle figure. Little do they know that the contrast in size only brings out the fact that every part of their lower body is of insignificant size

That obdouche triangle could probably run faster on his hands than with those chicken legs, what a tool.

Obdouche Triangle by F'n Squirrel September 24, 2009

uberdouchery 

uberdouchery is used as a disease, when a male takes the term douche to a whole new level.

brett: wow ur cool

christian: thats new...

later...

Julia: bretts such an ass

Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery

uberdouchery by CHO13NJ November 29, 2009