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tyfus is a disease that anne frank had. she jumped of a cliff
man 1: i have tyfus
man 2: are you enne frenk
tyfus by enne frenk November 6, 2019
Words you can keep
Tufys litterally translates to 'Typhoid', but is used often as a way to empower a sentence (usually in an aggresive way)
Hoe je tyfus bek jij! (Shut your fucking mouth!)
tyfus by Peddebol May 29, 2017
A disease which dutch youth uses to swear with

examples
you: hallo kever
me: tief op ouwe graftak
Tief op lul
Houw je tyfus bek dichy
tyfus by PENIS STRIFE November 5, 2020

Kick-In tyfus 

(English: Kick-In Typhus)
Term used when referring to being ill and/or having the flu during or after the University of Twente’s intro week “the Kick-In”.
*cough-cough*
-“Kick-In tyfus?”
Kick-In tyfus.”
Kick-In tyfus by JoinFilth2017 August 31, 2017

godver de pest kkr tyfus 

dutch swear used when someone is mad
godver de pest kkr tyfus ik heb de bus gemist
godver de pest kkr tyfus i mist the bus

Godver-de-tyfus 

Dutch for God-dame-the-Tyfus.

Also used as replacement for fuck or screw
Godverdetyfus, I forgot my calculator
Fuck, I forgot my Calculator
Godver-de-tyfus by VJS February 1, 2005

Kanker tyfus kind 

A child that is generally a piece of shit or annoying you and others. You would use this to make sure a child would leave you alone.
Jij kanker tyfus kind, wat de kanker doe je in mijn kanker huis.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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