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An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.
Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*
by Nacho Supreme August 04, 2008
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Originally meaning to roll a cigarrette out of tobacco made from the butts of previous smokes, but ofetn taken to mean sharing a cigarrette. The practice is supposed to have originated in prisons.
1. I ran out of grettes so I'm smoking twos until I find some change

2. (A)Can you twos me blad
(B) Nah, it's my last one
by nancyspungen November 02, 2008
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1. pooing
2. anything relating to the anus or the ass

SEE ALSO one
by num May 13, 2004
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"one" (for "one love") your music.
"two", (for "two loves") one is your music, the other one is your girlfriend, your boyfriend.

Used as greet, good bye
for example:

Ayo dawg, I hav' 2 go, cya, peaze!
One!
Two!
by Phaya, lil ill December 14, 2003
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