Toopoo 

Toopoo V.

To Toopoo a house or apartment; To take a shit and throw it on a house in place of toilet paper; Taking teepeeing a house to the next level.

Dude, I totally toopoo'd that house last night.

Let's go toopoo our teacher's apartment tonight!

Toopoo by Wreched June 28, 2009

Tooloodle 

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate

Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate

Tooloodle by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022

Tooloom 

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

Tooloom by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Jordin Tootoo 

A Canadian born professional ice hockey player. #22 for the Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League. Jordin is the first NHL player of Inuit descent. He is known for fighting and hitting hard.

Jordin Tootoo is fan favorite in Nashville.

Jordin Tootoo by may12 April 30, 2009

Toowoomba 

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.

Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?

Toowoomba by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009

JORDIN TOOTOO 

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.

Jordin Tootoo is a BAMF.

JORDIN TOOTOO by Tuesday Knight December 18, 2006

Torpoodo 

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

Torpoodo by wesk8 January 9, 2015