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Toopoo V.

To Toopoo a house or apartment; To take a shit and throw it on a house in place of toilet paper; Taking teepeeing a house to the next level.
Dude, I totally toopoo'd that house last night.

Let's go toopoo our teacher's apartment tonight!
Toopoo by Wreched June 28, 2009
Words you can keep

Tooloodle 

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate
Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate
Tooloodle by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022
Related Words
Anything you want it to be.
"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."
Tooloom by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Jordin Tootoo 

A Canadian born professional ice hockey player. #22 for the Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League. Jordin is the first NHL player of Inuit descent. He is known for fighting and hitting hard.
Jordin Tootoo is fan favorite in Nashville.
Jordin Tootoo by may12 April 30, 2009

Toowoomba 

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.
Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?
Toowoomba by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009

JORDIN TOOTOO 

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.
JORDIN TOOTOO by Tuesday Knight December 18, 2006

Torpoodo 

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
Torpoodo by wesk8 January 9, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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