two lines 

A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.

Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.

two lines by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016

Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head 

The mark of being gay. One will put this mark oneself if he is joining the gay community.

Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head means ur entering the gay community

Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head by Aspen95 June 30, 2010

Two lines in hair

To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.

See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!

Two lines in hair by Big head lg February 5, 2021

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

two blue lines by Daisy x January 27, 2017

tubby two lanes 

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

tubby two lanes by chode bone April 1, 2007

swerve two lanes 

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

swerve two lanes by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006

The two biggest lies 

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.

1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."

The two biggest lies by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011