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two girls 

a series of fucking disgusting girls doing some nasty, kinky sex.
Mark: have you watched the Two Girls series?
Steve: No, you sick fuck
two girls by that_one_turtle July 23, 2017
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Two girls 

Having a threesome or sex with two fineass women at the same time
1.Man bro I was with these two girls last night it was one of the best times of my life

2.damn I could really use two girls right now
Two girls by Savy my nigga November 26, 2018

two girls and a cup 

1. The reason you don't eat chocolate ice cream.

2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.

3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.

4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.

5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
The two girls and a cup video made me barf at first sight.

To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
two girls and a cup by GuitarGuy93 December 15, 2013

two girls one cup 

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!
"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."
two girls one cup by Magetto13 October 2, 2007

Two girls, One cup 

The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol

two girls one cup 

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
two girls one cup by A Silvz February 22, 2009

two girls one cup 

The world's first viral Sheisse video.

Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.

(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")

Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".

Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....

Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"

Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."

... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...

Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."

Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
two girls one cup by atlasfugged January 2, 2008
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