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twist it

Twist it, so we can smoke man.
by Complexity June 13, 2005
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twist it

The signal to twist a bottle cap off a brew, chug it, then slam it on the table when you're finished. Cannot be said at indoor speaking level.
4 o'clock in the afternoon.

'TWIST IT, SLAM IT, BANG IT!

'Twist it-bang it.'

*glug*glug*glug*

2 hours later...

"I gotta go home..."Z_Z
by Bang2012 August 20, 2013
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Twist it funny

When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
by Business bear April 2, 2014
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Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021
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hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
by thefoldrock January 10, 2011
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