When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
by Business bear March 10, 2014
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
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