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twigless twig
A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
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Twiggler
A person who enjoys consuming liquid or runny substances, traditional raw eggs, through a twizzler which is used as a straw.
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Person 2: Oh snap! She was a taint twiggler!?
Person 2: Oh snap! She was a taint twiggler!?
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trigglet
One whose temper tantrums and histrionic hissy fits sound very similar to that of a triggered piglet.
Though the infantryman figured himself a stud, all it would take was one barbed remark from his superiors to turn him into a whiny little trigglet.
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