twiddower

A husband/boyfriend who has lost the attention of his mate due to the mate's the obsessive social network checking/posting.

Lamar is going straight to twiddower-dom at the rate that Khloe tweets.

by piratetrainer August 6, 2010

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008

The Twiddler

When you stick two fingers up a girls ass and move them around like you're digging for buried treasure.

"I gave her the twiddler and got poop on my fingers!"

by Big Giant Clams October 18, 2008

twidderpated

Twidderpated; (Verb)to be enthralled or enchanted by a person, place or thing to the point that you will do anything for that item.

My friend bob is so twidderpated with julie that he spends all his time, money and energy trying to win over her affection.

by Bryan Wagner February 19, 2008

twiddler

One who smokes marijuana. Also know as a "pot head".

I just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all.

Damn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler.

by Twiddler7 February 22, 2011

twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Twiddlers

Two best friends who couldn't live without each other. These two friends see each other every day and they usually partake in the sport of synchronized swimming, and are usually seen as odd by their teamates. One of the best friends might be seen as somewhat lesbian or a sexual predator, as she tries to touch her twidler mate in inapropriate places.
This word can be transformed into all types of speech.

Sam: Twids come here!
Carlin: No you'll just touch me!
Sam: But twids we're best friends!

TWIDDLERS ROCK

by LEESHTHEBEAST December 15, 2010