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Twhore

Someone who will follow anyone on Twitter just to boost their numbers, regardless of who it is.
"Jane Doe is now following you on Twitter" Who the eff is Jane Doe, damn twhore.
by athalonius May 19, 2009
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twhore - (Twitter + whore = "twhore") - someone who obsessively updates his or her Twitter status, fueled by their need to feel "connected," thus selling their soul to the idea that all those people out in cyber-land really care what they had for lunch.
Johnny Lame: "Everyone following my life on Twitter is gonna go crazy once I tell them that I'm first headed to the grocery store, then hitting up the gym, then relaxing at home, and all because I love my life."

Billy Cool: "You're a twhore."
by Nashville Knocker June 19, 2009
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twhore

Twitter whore, i.e., someone like me who Twitters way too much, especially when at a conference.
"I know I'm being a Twhore, so feel free to unfollow me until Monday."
by Whitney Hess April 12, 2008
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twhore

A person or company who uses Twitter just to pimp their product. They usually follow tweeple just to tweet at them and get free advertising.
Some twhore just sent me a tweet about her herbal nasal spray.
by Darbs S. December 20, 2008
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Thoreau moment

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.
Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment
by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009
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thored

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured
My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.
by darline December 13, 2006
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Thoreson

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.
Thoreson is a last name.
by Thoreson February 5, 2010
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