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Someone who will follow anyone on Twitter just to boost their numbers, regardless of who it is.
"Jane Doe is now following you on Twitter" Who the eff is Jane Doe, damn twhore.
Twhore by athalonius May 19, 2009
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twhore - (Twitter + whore = "twhore") - someone who obsessively updates his or her Twitter status, fueled by their need to feel "connected," thus selling their soul to the idea that all those people out in cyber-land really care what they had for lunch.
Johnny Lame: "Everyone following my life on Twitter is gonna go crazy once I tell them that I'm first headed to the grocery store, then hitting up the gym, then relaxing at home, and all because I love my life."

Billy Cool: "You're a twhore."
twhore by Nashville Knocker June 19, 2009
Twitter whore, i.e., someone like me who Twitters way too much, especially when at a conference.
"I know I'm being a Twhore, so feel free to unfollow me until Monday."
twhore by Whitney Hess April 12, 2008
A person or company who uses Twitter just to pimp their product. They usually follow tweeple just to tweet at them and get free advertising.
Some twhore just sent me a tweet about her herbal nasal spray.
twhore by Darbs S. December 20, 2008

Thoreau moment 

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.
Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment
Thoreau moment by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009
when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured
My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.
thored by darline December 13, 2006

Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.
Thoreson is a last name.
Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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