The art of waking up a female / partner by slipping the male length into the back of her throat and getting her to say "The early bird catches the worm"
"I was Tweetiepying that girl the other night and the vibrations from the wording made my willy sick"
Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking
To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."
One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.
Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:
"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.