1. Protector of the weak, healer, granter of magic and source of love and peace.
2. She listens to the prayers of men and women seeking love and helps them when she can.
3. She generally appears as the most desirable woman in the Nine Realms. Often appearing unclothed to her followers, she is always described as the most beautiful of women.
This Teedizzle maiden, rides over battlefields on a winged horse, taking the souls of noble warriors killed in battle.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.