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tweakertard

A person who has used so much meth that they have permanently compromised their likely previously inadequate IQ.
The man is a straight-up tweakertard who is sadly unable to complete either a task or a sentence.
tweakertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Tweakertwat 

When a female meth user tries to keep up with her make counterpart on an all night tweaker_binge (usually done by gay guys Where the desired outcome is and the common goal is a sex frenzy suck n fuck , fist n twist, swallow and follow, etc etc

Well, ultimately the Vagina goes into a state of mass confusion such as wet twat, dry twat, horny twat, bitchy twat, black hole “doggy style twat”....any twat will do!
It’s like Adam and Eve whereby once again Eve gets PUNISHED NOT FOR THE APPLE BUT FOR BEING “TWACKLED”!
Our. 3 way was so great until Miss Tina couldn’t keep her pussy from mood swinging and trying to destroy our elated sexual fantasies which we were engaged in for several hours...she Smoked so much that she became TweakerTwated!
Tweakertwat by MatzaBalls November 6, 2020

tweakerteetin

teeter tottering in between being a good human being , and doing so much meth everyone views you as a piece of shit. Predijuce cunts who see someone suffering and lole to point and laugjh.
"Did you see Beth today"? Well, she looked like a tweaker more than usual, shes on the tweaker teeter totter. No she's tweakerteetin. No more meth Beth!
tweakerteetin by JefftheMethChefCook September 21, 2021
One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.
"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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