Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

Twat Swatting by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

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twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

twat swatting by JkT October 20, 2005

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Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

Twat Swatting by ReapDini April 29, 2025

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Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

Twotswatting by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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