Twat Swatting

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When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

Twat Swatting by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

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twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

twat swatting by JkT October 20, 2005

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Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

Twat Swatting by ReapDini April 29, 2025

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Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

Twotswatting by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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