Twat Rag 

The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.

'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'

Twat Rag by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008

twat rag 

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

twat rag by robin graves February 21, 2004

twat rag 

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.

She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!

twat rag by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009

twat rag 

when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag

Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"

twat rag by michelle5 September 5, 2007

Raging Twat Fungi 

Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.

"I believe that gays have no right to be in love."
"You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly."

Also:
"11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation.

*Name removed for privacy

Raging Twat Fungi by The9Silent September 13, 2011