A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank
"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.
by milktrayman November 5, 2017
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by iBallin14 August 29, 2009
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to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.
last night i was so off my twat
by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
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