twat off 

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

twat off by milktrayman November 5, 2017

I'ma rip your twat off 

an expression used to insult someone who is pissing you off, or doing something to you that makes you want to kick their face in, punch their face in, kick them, punch them, spit on them, slap them ect.

Rob "black, if you dont get on this skateboard I'ma rip your twat off!"

I'ma rip your twat off by iBallin14 August 29, 2009

off my twat 

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

off my twat by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

office twat 

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

office twat by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017