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Twat Batter
The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
Twat Batter by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018
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Twat Batter • Twatbat • Battery fuck twat • Battytwat • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket
Batty Twat
Batty Twat is when a person is an on going annoying twat bus has a HUGE ass .
They are known as BATTY TWATS 🤣🤷 ♀️❤️
They are known as BATTY TWATS 🤣🤷 ♀️❤️
Batty Twat by C.H.@WHS December 11, 2018
Battery fuck twat
A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Battery fuck twat by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
twatbat
A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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