twat bat

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

by Onikage October 7, 2006

Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.

“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”

by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018

Batty Twat

Batty Twat is when a person is an on going annoying twat bus has a HUGE ass .

They are known as BATTY TWATS 🤣🤷 ♀️❤️

See that person? that's a Batty Twat !

by C.H.@WHS December 11, 2018

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

twatbat

A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.

Female twatbat: Look at mah boobiez.. look how they're popping out of that corset..
Male twatbat: Get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch

by izzyxx May 19, 2009

Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

by Danny W April 22, 2006