twat ball

a bad pitch in baseball. Can be used when referring to an ACTUAL game but was first used when referring to a video game.

Man : what kind of pitch was that?!?!
Woman : I know it was a total twat ball

by malsal July 9, 2007

Twat Balls

clitoris, and/or surrounding bumps.

Suck my twat balls.

by Big Kahk January 2, 2009

Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010

Twatballer

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

by rmstats October 6, 2009