twangwanker

Some white person that is still listening to the same shitty country music bop, with so much autotune you'd swear you were in Japan. And if wasn't for that you have the non-stop Tampon, whiskey, and racial innuendos, with a drowning vocabulary pool of the same horseshit that you'd swear it was current day rap music.

"Oh she got her Tampons, came home with a Mexican, and lit up some Marlboro lights, coulda sworn she was up in a tight! She was a twangwanker~!"

twangwanker by Jonathen Lee June 14, 2021

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twatwanker

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

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TWANGBANGER

A PERSON WHO ROCKS OUT TO COUNTRY MUSIC.

GOD JESSIFER IS JEALOUS I'M NOT ASHAMED TO BE A TWANGBANGER SINCE SHE SECRETLY IS ONE HERSELF.

TWANGBANGER by KLB&DER December 9, 2010

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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