twangwanker

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Some white person that is still listening to the same shitty country music bop, with so much autotune you'd swear you were in Japan. And if wasn't for that you have the non-stop Tampon, whiskey, and racial innuendos, with a drowning vocabulary pool of the same horseshit that you'd swear it was current day rap music.

"Oh she got her Tampons, came home with a Mexican, and lit up some Marlboro lights, coulda sworn she was up in a tight! She was a twangwanker~!"

twangwanker by Jonathen Lee June 14, 2021

Words you can keep

twatwanker

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Related Words

twangwanker • twatwanker • twang-banger • tag wanker • tank wanker

TWANGBANGER

A PERSON WHO ROCKS OUT TO COUNTRY MUSIC.

GOD JESSIFER IS JEALOUS I'M NOT ASHAMED TO BE A TWANGBANGER SINCE SHE SECRETLY IS ONE HERSELF.

TWANGBANGER by KLB&DER December 9, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026