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twaddeling 

gender specific for females,to not wear underwear
ON my first date with her ,she stated that she was twaddeling!
twaddeling by kram21 January 12, 2009
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Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task
I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering
taddering by Ziggly January 11, 2015

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.
Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011

twiddeling my dick 

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

ball twiddling 

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.
While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.
ball twiddling by bosswoman December 28, 2014

log twaddling 

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
log twaddling by freddie mama January 18, 2011

Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
screw this, lets go log twoddling
Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
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