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A sound a bird makes, normally used in a negative sense, when the noise is unwelcome, annoying, etc.

Rhymes with hoot.
Husband: Good morning, Edna dear. Did you sleep well?

Wife: No, George, I didn't. The damned birds were twüting outside the bedroom window all blasted night and I didn't get a moment's rest! I can't believe you didn't hear them.
twüt by J L M R March 21, 2008
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Twuts are size AA tweens who wear tight Abercrombie kids tanktops, shortie shorts and Ugg boots and text their "boyfriends" while sitting on the same couch.
twut by Speedo Dubai May 18, 2010
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n. Slutty girl who hangs out on Twitter.

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Why you always sending provocative messages? You are such a twut.
Twut by Public_ice September 24, 2012
twut is a combination of the words 'twat' and 'slut'
"rodger stop being such a twut!'
twut by insignificantwhore June 3, 2018
The past tense of 'tweet' that is used by Twitter users instead of 'tweeted'.
That was an awesome tweet that twit just twut!
Twut by mattywillie October 25, 2010
n. a thought that comes to you in the present, caused by attending a Twitter event in the past, and then tweeting the thought, with related content
This was such a good session #twut
twut by Miss Ewe June 3, 2021

twore / twut 

A person that posts slutty pictures of themselves on twitter and/or friends people only to try to get a piece of ass or to get luck - twitter whore - used interchangeably with twore - twitter slut = twut
That guy friends girls to try to get in their pants - he's such a twore / twut.

That girl is always showing her titts or showing how pretty she thinks she is with all her selfies - she's a total twore / twut.
twore / twut by gangstawow April 16, 2014
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