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tvd logic 

When something on a television show simply does not make sense logically or is contradictory; most notably from The vampire diaries as that is where the term originated from.
1. The mythology of the show in season one states that vampires can't procreate but they love to try. enter Klaus (an original vampire/hybrid has a baby which an entire spin off show is based upon. how can Klaus have a baby when he is a vampire? Fans simply reply with TVD Logic.

2. Doppelganger mythology. Stefan and Elena are part of a line of doppelgangers that are magically draw together for centuries. how can Stefan and Elena be doppel mates if it was impossible for them to meet since they were born in different centuries if Stefan had never turned into a vampire. fans reply with TVD Logic

3. Elena finds a picture of Baby DAmon and the picture clearly shows he has brown eyes while Damon Salvatore is admired for his beautiful blue eyes. Fans reply with TVD Logic.

4. Elena looks at a baby picture of a brown eyed Damon and comment that he has his mother's eyes which are clearly blue. Fans assume Elena went blind and just reply with TVD Logic.

5. Elena had Alaric who is an original vampire at the time compel all her memories of loving Damon away and when he becomes human a few episodes later his compulsion does doesn't wear off when logically it should because TVD Logic exists.

6. In season 3 of TVD it's established that a person can't be a vampire and a witch. Bonnie's mother is turned into a vampire therefore severing her link to her witch lineage but in season 6 because of TVD Logic they introduce vamp/witches which clearly contradicts their established mythology.
tvd logic by sexygodDamon April 17, 2015
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026