tv eye

a woman has their eye on someone they want to fuck. tv stands for twat vibe. the stooges song is about it.

Bob: Hey Charlie, Mary has the tv eye on you
Charlie: Yeah, I know.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005

TV eyes

The dry, irritated condition your eyes achieve from watching too much television. See also Internet eyes, Playstation eyes, XBox eyes.

Man, I stayed up to watch that Charmed marathon. I had TV eyes from hell.

by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009