Definitions by MrSmartyPants

Monday-to-Friday 

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

Monday-to-Friday by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

TV eyes 

The dry, irritated condition your eyes achieve from watching too much television. See also Internet eyes, Playstation eyes, XBox eyes.

Man, I stayed up to watch that Charmed marathon. I had TV eyes from hell.

TV eyes by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009

Internet eyes

The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. See also TV eyes, PlayStation eyes, XBox eyes.

A. Dude, what's with the Internet eyes?
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!

Internet eyes by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009