TurtleSquat Share definition Flag When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator. Like a Milkshake but not. Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific. TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the TurtleSquat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch