turtle jiz

hey nick, get the turtle jiz out of the room before your mom sees it.
by josh the shit August 18, 2008
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turtle jiz

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.
by N Kasper August 24, 2008
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Turtle Jiz

Turtle Jiz is whats for dinner

Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks
by n_kasper September 28, 2008
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Turtle jiz

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light
Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
by nkasper August 27, 2008
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