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Turtle Effect 

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.
I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.
Turtle Effect by Eriiku December 14, 2008
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turtle effect 

turtle effect:what happens to male anatomy when it's cold outside
I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.
turtle effect by Eriiku December 14, 2008

Frightened Turtle Effect 

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.
Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

Bee and Turtle Effect

Navigating the balance between acting quickly and efficiently in the present while biding your time for your vast long-term goals. Bees and turtles are diametrically different creatures, yet some of the greatest entrepreneurs and leaders borrow traits from both to create massive change.
Elon Musk Used the Power of the Bee and Turtle Effect to Win the Race Back to Space

Marc Benioff used the Bee and Turtle Effect to Create Cloud Computing

That Bee and Turtle Effect allowed Cori to build a killer career
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