Turqouise
Turqouise by courtneyxcaustic October 19, 2008
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turqouise jewelry
Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".
Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.
turqouise jewelry by pedro liberty July 12, 2011
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torqoise
The evil twin of the color turquoise. Not as bright, not as pretty, doesn't call when it says it will, spits at you if you get too close.
torqoise by sullyplease January 8, 2009
Turquoise
An blue-to-green mineral. Rare and valuable in finer grades and has been prized as a gem and ornamental stone for thousands of years owing to its unique hue. Can also refer to the mineral's distinctinve colour.
Turquoise by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
Turquoise Enchilada
A relatively rare pussy disease in southern Zimbabwe that devours the innards of the squishy region at an alarming rate. One may hear unusual squealing from the putang if in possession of this contagion. Oh, and the pussy will excrete turquoise shards, that if squeezed, will unleash plentiful chunky mold and slimy, cream-filled roaches. Incomparably delicious goo can be consumed from these roaches. Yum yum
Guy 1: I was bout to hit this bih last night, but I took one look and saw these roaches crawlin' outta her vag!
Guy 2: That wild brah, bih's gotta have a turquoise enchilada
Guy 2: That wild brah, bih's gotta have a turquoise enchilada
Turquoise Enchilada by Truffle butter 69 February 15, 2017
Turquoise
Summer
We'll I'm leaving!
Beth
You can't leave, you're 17!
Summer
Yeah, and I'm not pregnant. I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age.
I'm gonna... move to the southwest and-- I don't know, do something with turquoise. walks offscreen
Int. Smith Residence. Rick and Morty are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Summer storms off, passing in from of the TV
Beth
I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids. And now the first kid is going to... do something with turquoise.
Jerry
Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.
We'll I'm leaving!
Beth
You can't leave, you're 17!
Summer
Yeah, and I'm not pregnant. I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age.
I'm gonna... move to the southwest and-- I don't know, do something with turquoise. walks offscreen
Int. Smith Residence. Rick and Morty are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Summer storms off, passing in from of the TV
Beth
I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids. And now the first kid is going to... do something with turquoise.
Jerry
Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.
Turquoise by TheGeekintheMiddleoftheStreet August 12, 2017
turquoise
you can look into his eyes and give permission to feel your heart beat
you can speak your mind and still be lost for words (and enjoy it)
you can show longing without fear even though you are not numbed
you can smile calmly and let the moment linger
you can touch his flesh and be conscious of his skin tissue, veins and pulsations
you can be yourself and know that there is no better you and thats enough and fine
you can speak your mind and still be lost for words (and enjoy it)
you can show longing without fear even though you are not numbed
you can smile calmly and let the moment linger
you can touch his flesh and be conscious of his skin tissue, veins and pulsations
you can be yourself and know that there is no better you and thats enough and fine
can i kiss the corner of your mouth? i have been studying it for a bit now and think i want to love it tenderly.
can i play with your eye lashes? they remind me of the movement of the turquoise aegean sea.
can i stroke your fingers? they look like they have been restless recently and could do with my mouth.
can i play with your eye lashes? they remind me of the movement of the turquoise aegean sea.
can i stroke your fingers? they look like they have been restless recently and could do with my mouth.
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