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Turqouise

Courtney's favorite color. The best shade of blue in the whole world!
Holy shit! Look how turqouise those stilettos are!
by courtneyxcaustic October 19, 2008
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turqouise jewelry

Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".
Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.
by pedro liberty July 12, 2011
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torqoise

The evil twin of the color turquoise. Not as bright, not as pretty, doesn't call when it says it will, spits at you if you get too close.
by sullyplease January 8, 2009
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Turquoise

An blue-to-green mineral. Rare and valuable in finer grades and has been prized as a gem and ornamental stone for thousands of years owing to its unique hue. Can also refer to the mineral's distinctinve colour.
American Robin eggs are deep turquoise.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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Turquoise Enchilada

A relatively rare pussy disease in southern Zimbabwe that devours the innards of the squishy region at an alarming rate. One may hear unusual squealing from the putang if in possession of this contagion. Oh, and the pussy will excrete turquoise shards, that if squeezed, will unleash plentiful chunky mold and slimy, cream-filled roaches. Incomparably delicious goo can be consumed from these roaches. Yum yum
Guy 1: I was bout to hit this bih last night, but I took one look and saw these roaches crawlin' outta her vag!
Guy 2: That wild brah, bih's gotta have a turquoise enchilada
by Truffle butter 69 February 15, 2017
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Turquoise

Turquoise is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.
Summer

We'll I'm leaving!

Beth

You can't leave, you're 17!

Summer

Yeah, and I'm not pregnant. I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age.
I'm gonna... move to the southwest and-- I don't know, do something with turquoise. walks offscreen

Int. Smith Residence. Rick and Morty are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Summer storms off, passing in from of the TV

Beth

I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids. And now the first kid is going to... do something with turquoise.

Jerry

Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.
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turquoise

you can look into his eyes and give permission to feel your heart beat
you can speak your mind and still be lost for words (and enjoy it)
you can show longing without fear even though you are not numbed
you can smile calmly and let the moment linger
you can touch his flesh and be conscious of his skin tissue, veins and pulsations
you can be yourself and know that there is no better you and thats enough and fine
can i kiss the corner of your mouth? i have been studying it for a bit now and think i want to love it tenderly.
can i play with your eye lashes? they remind me of the movement of the turquoise aegean sea.
can i stroke your fingers? they look like they have been restless recently and could do with my mouth.
by Krkič May 25, 2019
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