turnt-turns 

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.

"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"

turnt-turns by Anonymous May 15, 2004

coffee turns cold 

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

coffee turns cold by badasspig April 29, 2023

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

Quagmire turns into a toilet 

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

watch that turns into a hamster 

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

watch that turns into a hamster by MathKills December 22, 2009

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

A quote said by Richter Abend in Tales of Symphonia 2. Usually said on game forums many times over and over again to piss off people.

Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 2:Shut the fuck up!

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality by w8baby December 17, 2008

Everything i touch turns to shit! 

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

Everything i touch turns to shit! by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012