turkle jerk
A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
turkle jerk by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024
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Turtle Jerk
Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Turtle Jerk by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 7, 2004
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turkle jerk • Turtle Jerk • Turtle Jerker • turkle • Turkle Neck • turtle • turtle head • turdle • turtle necking • tuckle
Turtle Jerk
A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.
Turtle Jerk by sjh horse March 23, 2011
Turtle Jerk
Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Turtle Jerk by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 6, 2004
Turtle Jerker
Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018
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