turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

turkey ten by Ellee722 November 10, 2010

Tennessee Turkey Calling 

The noise a girl makes when she is deepthroating your cock.

Last night when Mary was deepthroating me she was Tennessee turkey calling

Tennessee Turkey Calling by USMC1108 February 24, 2010

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey 

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus 

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Tennessee Turkey Baster 

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

Tennessee Turkey Baster by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

turkeybendalar 

A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.

I showed my brother the turkeybendalar and he was not pleased.

turkeybendalar by cruger- October 30, 2007