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turkey skin 

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.
oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.
turkey skin by kmoney69 August 11, 2006

turkey skin handbag 

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
turkey skin handbag by poodgio January 13, 2014

Turkey Skin Giblets 

The male ball sack and testicles.
She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
Turkey Skin Giblets by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026