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turkey skin 

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.
oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.
turkey skin by kmoney69 August 11, 2006

turkey skin handbag 

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
turkey skin handbag by poodgio January 13, 2014

Turkey Skin Giblets 

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
Turkey Skin Giblets by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004