turkey punch

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.

That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.

by Doc MC October 17, 2004

Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 07, 2013

Turkey Punch

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011