Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

fisting a turkey by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

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Turkeyfested

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.

Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"

Turkeyfested by trkerazr August 23, 2011

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fistung the tureky

the funniest secret of the ayydubs ‘revealing your secrets’ series

on thanksgiving i caught my little brother fistung the tureky. we haven’t talked about it and im a little scared of him.

fistung the tureky by bornconfused November 24, 2019

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