turkey fist
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Turkey Fisting
Turkey Fisting by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
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Turkey Fisting
Turkey Fisting by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
fisting a turkey
Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.
Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"
fisting a turkey by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017
Turkeyfested
1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.
2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.
2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.
Turkeyfested by trkerazr August 23, 2011
fistung the tureky
on thanksgiving i caught my little brother fistung the tureky. we haven’t talked about it and im a little scared of him.
fistung the tureky by bornconfused November 24, 2019
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