turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

turkey chicken by KTownFook May 30, 2005

turkey-chicken scrawl 

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 2, 2012

turkey chicken breast 

a non-chewy object protruding from, but not limited to, a female's chest. Has a savory chikeny-turkey taste, but sometimes tastes like skittles.

You can see Simon Cowell's turkey chicken breasts quite frequently.

turkey chicken breast by adamlambertissohawtt November 13, 2010

turkey-chicken scrawl 

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2012

turkey freezer chicken dippers 

A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire

Person 1: "How's today been for you?"
Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!"
Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"

turkey freezer chicken dippers by jaaxftw1337 May 4, 2017

Chicken Turkey

Chicken=cock Turkey=gobbler

"Hey look its Jenny the chicken turkeying whore"

Chicken Turkey by Chicken Turkey December 7, 2014